Eviction

Some people that live in my building had all their possesions tossed this weekend. The dumpster was full of clothing and household possessions. Meg and I were watching all the Star Wars movies when I happened to get up and saw a couple people at the dumpster. Then I looked a little closer. What appeared to be a jacket that happened to match the woman standing at the dumpster was not a tossed aside article of clothing. It was in fact a man with a jacket matching his apparent partner. They are tied by more than their love, isn't it cute... They went through that whole entire dumpster and a funny feeling came over me. It was jealousy. I was jealous that they had found this treasure chest before me. So I went outside and kicked them out. I told them to get the hell out of my dumpster! Then once I had scared them away by taking pictures and telling them I would publish them in the paper I jumped into all that forgotten goodness. All those luscious items that someone had forgotten about and left for me.

(this story was edited with a tinge of creativity)